vwizards:

people who play five nights at freddy’s and totally ignore the phone guy’s calls

supgina:

i’m crying in the middle of the newsroom
the sound her face makessss
and the little socked foot wiggle at the end
halp me

(Source: vine.co)

bloodyneptune:

Have you EVER seen a more sassy Dalek walk-off?? “ooo yeah, thats right. I said it. Ain’t got time for yo shit Doctor. Rusty OUT *dalek z-neck*”

bloodyneptune:

Have you EVER seen a more sassy Dalek walk-off?? “ooo yeah, thats right. I said it. Ain’t got time for yo shit Doctor. Rusty OUT *dalek z-neck*”

(via flay-otters)

hiddenmastamister:

deadjosey:

deadjosey:

deadjosey:

this guy was watching Shrek (the movie series) with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that.

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of Shrek and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting Ogre’s do what they want without being put down” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone Shrek” it’s precious.

update: I banged him

I feel like I’ve seen this post before… But something’s changed…

This is so cute :)

hiddenmastamister:

deadjosey:

deadjosey:

deadjosey:

this guy was watching Shrek (the movie series) with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that.

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of Shrek and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting Ogre’s do what they want without being put down” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone Shrek” it’s precious.

update: I banged him

I feel like I’ve seen this post before… But something’s changed…

This is so cute :)

xngelinx:

This photo caused so much controversy when I posted it on Instagram, I was called a slut by people that didn’t even know me, and it’s really funny because in this photo I am relaxing TOPLESS at the BEACH next to my BOYFRIEND of THREE years. My body is mine, and I’m so fucking proud of it. You will not stop me by reporting my photos.

xngelinx:

This photo caused so much controversy when I posted it on Instagram, I was called a slut by people that didn’t even know me, and it’s really funny because in this photo I am relaxing TOPLESS at the BEACH next to my BOYFRIEND of THREE years. My body is mine, and I’m so fucking proud of it. You will not stop me by reporting my photos.

(via trailerparkbabes)